{"id":1532,"date":"2024-03-19T03:17:08","date_gmt":"2024-03-19T03:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/?page_id=1532"},"modified":"2024-04-20T11:35:39","modified_gmt":"2024-04-20T15:35:39","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/","title":{"rendered":"Home"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"1532\" class=\"elementor elementor-1532\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9406003 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"9406003\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-core-v316-plus=\"true\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6056f2c elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"6056f2c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.20.0 - 13-03-2024 *\/\n.elementor-widget-image{text-align:center}.elementor-widget-image a{display:inline-block}.elementor-widget-image a img[src$=\".svg\"]{width:48px}.elementor-widget-image img{vertical-align:middle;display:inline-block}<\/style>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"856\" height=\"206\" src=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Schl0ngs-logo.png\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-1543\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Schl0ngs-logo.png 856w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Schl0ngs-logo-300x72.png 300w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Schl0ngs-logo-768x185.png 768w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 856px) 100vw, 856px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-878b5bd elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"878b5bd\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/opensea.io\/collection\/schl0ngs?tab=items\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">Schl0ngs on OpenSea<\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-30a45d5 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"30a45d5\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"341\" src=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Baseballs-Dex-Screener-Banner-1024x341.png\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-1664\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Baseballs-Dex-Screener-Banner-1024x341.png 1024w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Baseballs-Dex-Screener-Banner-300x100.png 300w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Baseballs-Dex-Screener-Banner-768x256.png 768w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/04\/Baseballs-Dex-Screener-Banner.png 1500w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1c6fc62 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"1c6fc62\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<style>\/*! elementor - v3.20.0 - 13-03-2024 *\/\n.elementor-heading-title{padding:0;margin:0;line-height:1}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title[class*=elementor-size-]>a{color:inherit;font-size:inherit;line-height:inherit}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-small{font-size:15px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-medium{font-size:19px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-large{font-size:29px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xl{font-size:39px}.elementor-widget-heading .elementor-heading-title.elementor-size-xxl{font-size:59px}<\/style><h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">$Balls<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-904c014 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"904c014\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">CA: 0x5Ff1617b5489f267B1daf933DF6B49018081f11D<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8605465 e-grid e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"8605465\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a499711 elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"a499711\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/dexscreener.com\/base\/0x31acdeadf3b95daf99dd55320696fb67971edb2b\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">DexScreener<\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-dea160f elementor-align-center elementor-widget elementor-widget-button\" data-id=\"dea160f\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"button.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-button-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t<a class=\"elementor-button elementor-button-link elementor-size-sm\" href=\"https:\/\/t.me\/+XYiNuHKJyb0zMmNh\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-content-wrapper\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"elementor-button-text\">Telegram<\/span>\n\t\t<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-34db5b8 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"34db5b8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/promo.gif\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-1544\" alt=\"\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-a9f7d21 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"a9f7d21\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">The True Story of 'Schl0ngs' and their balls : A Lost Civilization<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-36cbf37 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"36cbf37\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-8d6a7d7 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"8d6a7d7\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Long before humans walked the Earth, the Schlongs thrived as a civilization of advanced harmony and technological marvel. They lived in an unparalleled utopia, where their profound innovations and deep knowledge were perfectly in tune with nature, creating a world of unmatched harmony.<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d7d0a8a e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"d7d0a8a\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-b183d3c elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"b183d3c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"585\" src=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-10-19.13.07-A-panoramic-view-of-a-mesmerizing-fantasy-land-filled-with-magical-elements-and-mythical-creatures.-This-landscape-includes-towering-vibrant-castles-1024x585.webp\" class=\"attachment-large size-large wp-image-1545\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-10-19.13.07-A-panoramic-view-of-a-mesmerizing-fantasy-land-filled-with-magical-elements-and-mythical-creatures.-This-landscape-includes-towering-vibrant-castles-1024x585.webp 1024w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-10-19.13.07-A-panoramic-view-of-a-mesmerizing-fantasy-land-filled-with-magical-elements-and-mythical-creatures.-This-landscape-includes-towering-vibrant-castles-300x171.webp 300w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-10-19.13.07-A-panoramic-view-of-a-mesmerizing-fantasy-land-filled-with-magical-elements-and-mythical-creatures.-This-landscape-includes-towering-vibrant-castles-768x439.webp 768w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-10-19.13.07-A-panoramic-view-of-a-mesmerizing-fantasy-land-filled-with-magical-elements-and-mythical-creatures.-This-landscape-includes-towering-vibrant-castles-1536x878.webp 1536w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-10-19.13.07-A-panoramic-view-of-a-mesmerizing-fantasy-land-filled-with-magical-elements-and-mythical-creatures.-This-landscape-includes-towering-vibrant-castles.webp 1792w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-d403efe e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"d403efe\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-eeccad3 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"eeccad3\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">However, tranquility was obliterated 10 million years ago by Lizzo, a colossal beast whose arrival spelled doom for the Schlongs. In a catastrophic event, Lizzo annihilated the entire Schlong civilization, leaving nothing but devastation in its wake. Yet, in its reign of terror, Lizzo consumed 10,000 Schlongs, who, against all odds, survived within the dark confines of the beast's belly.<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-1ae13d3 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"1ae13d3\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-9dbdecb elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"9dbdecb\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-21.59.42-Envision-a-colossal-female-monster-now-transformed-into-a-gentle-giant-that-dwarfs-the-landscape-around-her.-This-characters-belly-is-enormous-sym-768x768.webp\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-1546\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-21.59.42-Envision-a-colossal-female-monster-now-transformed-into-a-gentle-giant-that-dwarfs-the-landscape-around-her.-This-characters-belly-is-enormous-sym-768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-21.59.42-Envision-a-colossal-female-monster-now-transformed-into-a-gentle-giant-that-dwarfs-the-landscape-around-her.-This-characters-belly-is-enormous-sym-300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-21.59.42-Envision-a-colossal-female-monster-now-transformed-into-a-gentle-giant-that-dwarfs-the-landscape-around-her.-This-characters-belly-is-enormous-sym-150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-21.59.42-Envision-a-colossal-female-monster-now-transformed-into-a-gentle-giant-that-dwarfs-the-landscape-around-her.-This-characters-belly-is-enormous-sym.webp 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6426bb3 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"6426bb3\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3ecfb8c elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"3ecfb8c\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Despite their dire circumstances, the consumed Schlongs forged a new civilization in the depths of Lizzo. Their resilience and ingenuity flourished, creating a beacon of hope and a testament to their indomitable spirit. They cultivated their culture and knowledge, spending millions of years trying to find a way to freedom.<\/h2>\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-fc69047 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"fc69047\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4434da6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"4434da6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-22.02.04-Imagine-a-surreal-scene-where-an-entire-civilization-exists-within-the-vast-belly-of-a-colossal-beast.-This-fantastical-environment-is-lit-by-a-soft--768x768.webp\" class=\"attachment-medium_large size-medium_large wp-image-1547\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-22.02.04-Imagine-a-surreal-scene-where-an-entire-civilization-exists-within-the-vast-belly-of-a-colossal-beast.-This-fantastical-environment-is-lit-by-a-soft--768x768.webp 768w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-22.02.04-Imagine-a-surreal-scene-where-an-entire-civilization-exists-within-the-vast-belly-of-a-colossal-beast.-This-fantastical-environment-is-lit-by-a-soft--300x300.webp 300w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-22.02.04-Imagine-a-surreal-scene-where-an-entire-civilization-exists-within-the-vast-belly-of-a-colossal-beast.-This-fantastical-environment-is-lit-by-a-soft--150x150.webp 150w, https:\/\/schl0ngs.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/DALL\u00b7E-2024-03-18-22.02.04-Imagine-a-surreal-scene-where-an-entire-civilization-exists-within-the-vast-belly-of-a-colossal-beast.-This-fantastical-environment-is-lit-by-a-soft-.webp 1024w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-63f6b96 e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-child\" data-id=\"63f6b96\" data-element_type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-4119935 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"4119935\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">We are their last hope. The time is now. Schl0ngs have found a way to transcend their spirit into the base blockhain, where we can finally save them. As a Schl0ng holder, you will be a part of rewriting history. We need to stand together and stand up for those that could not stand up for themselves. 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