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The True Story of 'Schl0ngs' and their balls : A Lost Civilization

Long before humans walked the Earth, the Schlongs thrived as a civilization of advanced harmony and technological marvel. They lived in an unparalleled utopia, where their profound innovations and deep knowledge were perfectly in tune with nature, creating a world of unmatched harmony.

However, tranquility was obliterated 10 million years ago by Lizzo, a colossal beast whose arrival spelled doom for the Schlongs. In a catastrophic event, Lizzo annihilated the entire Schlong civilization, leaving nothing but devastation in its wake. Yet, in its reign of terror, Lizzo consumed 10,000 Schlongs, who, against all odds, survived within the dark confines of the beast's belly.

Despite their dire circumstances, the consumed Schlongs forged a new civilization in the depths of Lizzo. Their resilience and ingenuity flourished, creating a beacon of hope and a testament to their indomitable spirit. They cultivated their culture and knowledge, spending millions of years trying to find a way to freedom.

We are their last hope. The time is now. Schl0ngs have found a way to transcend their spirit into the base blockhain, where we can finally save them. As a Schl0ng holder, you will be a part of rewriting history. We need to stand together and stand up for those that could not stand up for themselves. Don't be a dick, be a savior. #freeTheSchl0ngs